Kodos at Brewfest. Gnomes will have to take extra insurance due to some earlier testing on the PTR. We heard reports of Gnomes being suffocated by Kodo poop. The dangers of kodo poop have never been so real. Even our friend Khalmyre had a close encounter with death.

‘I was walking behind the Kodo trying to talk to that NPC when about 400 pounds of steaming poop fell on top of me…there was nothing I could do…’

Kodo mounts or not we are not sure if the walking giant turd will ever be popular with the Alliance. What is sure is that the Kodos are not a smelly as last year’s rams, something that some say was a much needed improvement. But because of all these security issues, Blizzard has decided to not allow midgets to ride Hummers. And for the Horde that missed on last year’s brewfest and wanted to get a ram this year? Well you can purchase a cactus and sit on it if you want because you too will be sol.